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The Club Dress
Retire At: 35
The club dress is the one that is so tight that it takes outside help to get you into it before you can leave the house. Going through all that hassle might have been worth it in your 20s. However, there comes a time when those dresses need to be retired and replaced with something else. Most fashion gurus say that it’s best to get your hands on an upscale brand name dress from a bargain outlet such as Nordstrom Rack instead. I assure you there will be no complaints and you’ll be even more appealing to the people around you due to the mystery.
